Saturday, Feb. 05, 2005

Oh. My. God. I am in a freak-house!!

Okay, it's a random quiet moment around the house, when my mother just up and says, "I wonder why it's called a beaver?"

Me: WHAT?

Mom: Oh yeah, I mean, I don't see any resemblence. Do you?

me: *dies*

Mom: I mean, it's furry, but it's not like it has bucked-teeth or anything.

me: oh my god *face palms*

mom: but there are lots of other furry things out there that are in no way associated with the vagina. Like a moose.

me: a moose?

And you all wonder where it comes from....

theparisian at 12:55 a.m.

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