Friday, Jun. 03, 2005
FUCK YOU lady, that's what stairs are for!
Okay, so I know y'all are excited for this.
Filming is almost OVER! It's very exciting, and I'm positively quaking in my boots at the prospect. Really.
No more running around in heels! No more "Dye your hair, it's not dark enough!" or "QUIT DYING YOUR HAIR, WE NEED CONSISTENCY IN THE MOVIE AND SLUTTY SCIENTISTS DON'T HAVE PURPLE HAIR!" or "Anna, your not allowed to be a guard, you run like a girl." or "Anna get dressed you're going to be a guard, and work on your run!" or "Anna, guards don't wear PINK FLIP FLOPS!" or "ANNA, don't wear flip flops in the woods." Or "Anna, your salute is too girly." "Anna, we have to film that again because you smiled. Guards do not smile."
My favorite, however is, "GO KISS YOUR BOYFRIEND AGAIN, AND MAKE IT LOOK REAL BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE HE ATTACKS YOU AND EATS YOUR FACE OFF!"
Filming is ALMOST DONE! Tra-la-la-la-la!
Now- my grievances:
Lukas- I am sorry that Cody's breathing down my neck and begging me to make you look older resulted in a rash that made you look like a tomato for two weeks. My apologies.
Mark- Your not in the movie anymore and that makes me kind of sad, because I don't have anyone to harass.
Cody- you're just being an asswhole over this whole thing, so I have no words to you.
Brent- Fuck you, buddy. I'm sorry, but this is just a "practise film" ???? NO! And to tell me that I am the only person emotionally invested in this damn thing- which is because you all told me to take it seriously and because no one else has- is retarded. You have put me through hell ever since CHRISTMAS for this thing, and you don't care about the outcome? You basically have people living in Cody's house for the summer and you don't care?! Can you honestly say that you don't care about the outcome? UUUUUUUUGH! Don't get me started on you. Right now I want to gauge your eyes out with a blunt pencil.
Ryne- I'm sorry I wasn't there for the scene where you beat the shit out of Cody, (Cody's fault, even though JOSH'S FUCKING GIRLFRIEND WAS ALLOWED to be there!) because I would have almost been cheering you on. If I weren't still somewhat resentful because of what an asswhole you were to me back-in-the-day about you-know-what on that you-know-when occassion, I so would have.
Aaron- You're a sweetheart. You care. I had full-blown panic attacks in that basement and you and Lukas were the only ones to realize what was going on. You both are adorable and I love you.
Josh- Just fuck the girl already and stop having her as your little tag-along.
Katrina- Eat a FUCKING BURGER and get fat already. GOD!
Yeah, that's all I can think of at the moment. I was going to put the trailor to the film up here, so y'all could laugh your asses off at these retarded boys. BUT Cody and Brent aren't going to allow that because it's me "jumping the gun" and people "might think the guns are real and call the cops on us."
eta: To Mallrich, I will always be the girl who would not bury Euripedes. Ten bucks to anyone who understands and properly identifies the reference.
theparisian at 10:37 a.m.